Wait what the hell is that room way in the back on the ground floor?
Did I miss something in the last 25 years?
Good fucking god Frank Grimes was right they live in a ten room palace how did it just not occur to me it was that huge I don’t think I’ve ever even set foot in a house with that many rooms plus a basement
OK, I admit the Simpson’s house is a little more spacious inside than I had originally assumed, but apart from the ensuite bathroom for the parents, it’s actually about the same number of rooms we have in our own family home. xD
And yeah, what’s that second lounge/den doing behind the garage? Also, is that a third bathroom located immediately between it and the kitchen?
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WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD
*makes last minute adjustments to life goals*
i wish i was outgoing enough to be a stripper.
Beware! This does not include people who strip wallpaper for a living!
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what do birds do
I apologise for my ignorance, birds are important
White Coral has made this carved skull just a little bit creepy!
I don’t think you understand. That is not white coral. That is dead coral. Actually, it is the remaining bone structure of a colony of dead corals. To sum up, it is a human skull carved out of the skeletal remains of hundreds of deceased little beings. “A little bit creepy” doesn’t cover it.
It’s self-referential. A skull made out of many many tiny skeletons.
I hope that the coral they used was already dead, not broken off a living reef just to make this skullpture.
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Apparently this is "The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken."
why isnt everyone getting so excited about this, it is literally another planet look at how beautiful it is stop what your doing and look at how alien like this planet is what is living there oh my god mercury
and guess what in space they pick categories when they have a lot of things to name like the craters on mercury. the category for naming them is after deceased artists
So, there’s this girl. She’s tragically orphaned and richer than anyone on the planet. Every guy she meets falls in love with her, but in between torrid romances she rejects them all because she dedicated to what is Pure and Good. She has genius level intellect, Olympic-athelete level athletic ability and incredible good looks. She is consumed by terrible angst, but this only makes guys want her more. She has no superhuman abilities, yet she is more competent than her superhuman friends and defeats superhumans with ease. She has unshakably loyal friends and allies, despite the fact she treats them pretty badly. They fear and respect her, and defer to her orders. Everyone is obsessed with her, even her enemies are attracted to her. She can plan ahead for anything and she’s generally right with any conclusion she makes. People who defy her are inevitably wrong.
God, what a Mary Sue.
I just described Batman.